do you know what my absolute favorite thing about persona 4 is?
there are a lot of things i love about persona 4, but this is my absolute favorite thing.
in the summer, during the event where dojima brings home watermelon, kanji does this thing, right? he has this one animation of him salting his watermelon before stuffing his face, and it’s the best moment in the whole game.
because atlus was too goddamn lazy to actually make a model for a salt shaker, kanji just reaches into his pocket - not even, actually, his hand just clips right through his pants - and pulls out fucking nothing. literally fucking nothing. and he makes a fist and shakes it over the watermelon, but there’s no salt shaker. he’s just pretending to salt this fucking watermelon.
then he chows down on the watermelon. except not really. he just sticks his face in it, and it clips right through the fruit. and after he wiggles it around for a bit, when he pulls away, the watermelon slice is completely whole. he didn’t even take a single bite of that watermelon. he pretended to salt it, and then pretended to eat it.
look at this fucking idiot. i love this game.
this is it. this is my magnum opus